Pirate Dash's Wonderful Puns
DJ opens up his home...
Dash (ColgateAnswers): Summer is meant to be over now, and for some reason it's hitting it's peak.
Dash (ColgateAnswers): It was like 20c last week and suddenly it's going to be the hottest week of the Summer.
deejayparadroid: Seasonal slip
deejayparadroid: Traditional seasons don't mean crap anymore.
Dash (ColgateAnswers): Uugh, hey DJ can I come hang with you for a week? :u
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): It's been in the 90s and close to 100 for the past few weeks
deejayparadroid: Sure. Just hide in my room.
Dash (ColgateAnswers): I literally die in the summer, when it gets this hot I just can't function.
Dash (ColgateAnswers): I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't work and I can barely game to take my mind off the heat.
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): DJ's offering you a place to stay that's cooler, so go on and...
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom) puts on eyepatch
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): ...'Dash' down there
Dash (ColgateAnswers): Terrible.
deejayparadroid: Awful.
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): Wub joo
deejayparadroid: You're so cyyyut.
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